Cukin Kon-Fell Pees

Gether your pees ’bout sun-down. The folrin day, ’bout eleven o’clock, gowge out your pees with your thum nale, like gowgin out a man’s eye ball at a knote house. Rinse your pees parabile them, then fry’em with som several slices uv streeki-middlin, incouragin uv the gravy to seep out and intermarry intoo a dish. Mash’em gently with a spune, mix with raw tomarters sprinkled with a little brown shugar and the immortal dish or quite ready. Eat a hepe. Eat mo and mo. It is good for your genral helth uv mind and body. It fattens you up, makes you sassy, goes throo and throo you very soul. But why don’t you eat? Eat on. by Jings. Eat. Stop! Never, while thar is a pee in the dish.